“Excuse me sir,” said the man to one
of the stewards on an Amtrak Train, “I always get nauseous when I go on trains,
so I am going to to take a heavy sleeping pill, but please do whatever you can
to make sure I get off when it stops in Baltimore. I really don’t want to miss
my great aunt’s funeral.” “Sure thing!” said the steward happily, we’ll make
you sure you get off!” Six hours later the train stopped in Washington D.C. and
the man jumped out of his seat in a panic, “WHAT THE HECK! I ASKED YOU TO WAKE
ME UP IN BALTIMORE!” “Oh boy! He looks mad!” Remarked the fellow behind him to
his wife. “Not half as mad as that other guy they carried off back in
Baltimore.” She whispered back.
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